<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9554206</id><updated>2007-12-12T10:17:13.856-05:00</updated><title type='text'>wheeled locust</title><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheeledlocust.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default'/><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='atom.xml'/><author><name>Pete</name></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>54</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9554206.post-2494238477234555712</id><published>2007-12-12T10:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-12T10:17:13.887-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A+</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/booze" style="color: #8A7A70; text-decoration: none; display: block; width: 158px; height: 94px; padding-left: 65px; padding-top: 128px; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/662/662/booze.bcph27af9q.jpg) no-repeat; font-family: Times New Roman, sans-serif; font-size: 30px; font-weight: bold;"&gt;100%&lt;span style="display: block; font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; font-family: Arial;"&gt;ALCOHOLIC&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/online_dating/kansas-city/missouri"&gt;Kansas City Dating&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheeledlocust.com/2007/12/blog-post.html' title='A+'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9554206&amp;postID=2494238477234555712' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/2494238477234555712'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/2494238477234555712'/><author><name>Brian</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9554206.post-2214145600047630581</id><published>2007-08-20T14:07:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-08-20T14:37:52.694-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Buzard's Last Stand</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/uploaded_images/IMG_0242-798250.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/uploaded_images/IMG_0242-798246.JPG" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Congrats Matt on taking the plunge and thanks Steve for throwing the killer party! This is the best bacholer party I've ever been too! That was some high quality entertainment! &lt;a href="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/buz"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; for the pics and enjoy!</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheeledlocust.com/2007/08/buzards-last-stand.html' title='Buzard&apos;s Last Stand'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9554206&amp;postID=2214145600047630581' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/2214145600047630581'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/2214145600047630581'/><author><name>Pete</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9554206.post-117510672899058663</id><published>2007-03-28T14:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-03-28T14:38:56.350-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Spring is here and love is in the air...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/uploaded_images/love-709829.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/uploaded_images/love-707160.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It also means more Pub-n-Peds like the one from this past weekend! A record locust turnout attended for our biggest drunken ride to date. Pub stops included: The Squealing Pig, Shays, James Gate, Brendan Behan's and some house party in Somerville. &lt;a href="http://wheeledlocust.com/032307pubnped"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; for the pics. Also, &lt;a href="http://wheeledlocust.com/032307pubnped/locust.wmv"&gt;click here&lt;/a&gt; to watch the hot new wheeled locust video that's taking youtube by surprise!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fuck yeah!!</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheeledlocust.com/2007/03/spring-is-here-and-love-is-in-air.html' title='Spring is here and love is in the air...'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9554206&amp;postID=117510672899058663' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/117510672899058663'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/117510672899058663'/><author><name>Pete</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9554206.post-116006951910930049</id><published>2006-10-05T12:26:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-10-05T12:31:59.120-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Locust's ride again...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/number2/images/wIMG_5974.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px;" src="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/number2/images/wIMG_5974.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This time to see Jackass Number 2 on the big screen and to get wasted! Hmmm... somehow this seems familiar. &lt;a href="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/number2"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; for some pics from the night.</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheeledlocust.com/2006/10/locusts-ride-again.html' title='The Locust&apos;s ride again...'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9554206&amp;postID=116006951910930049' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/116006951910930049'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/116006951910930049'/><author><name>Pete</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9554206.post-115013125007795332</id><published>2006-06-12T11:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-06-12T12:52:17.066-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Steve's Last Stand...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/uploaded_images/rafting (05)-705481.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/uploaded_images/rafting (05)-701547.JPG" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Congrats to Steve for his upcoming marriage! &lt;a href="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/steve"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to view pics/videos for this past weekends white water bachelor party in Maine.</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheeledlocust.com/2006/06/steves-last-stand.html' title='Steve&apos;s Last Stand...'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9554206&amp;postID=115013125007795332' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/115013125007795332'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/115013125007795332'/><author><name>Pete</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9554206.post-113207454637244551</id><published>2005-11-15T11:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-15T12:09:06.393-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Wheeled Locust visits Saigon, AKA Ho Chi Min City!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/uploaded_images/IMG_3567-785177.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/uploaded_images/IMG_3567-775146.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This town is fucking nuts! The traffic is out of this world and I'm not just talking about cars... thousands of cyclists, mototcycles, scooters, trucks keep this city alive. Crossing the street is a test in ones faith but somehow it all works!</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheeledlocust.com/2005/11/wheeled-locust-visits-saigon-aka-ho.html' title='Wheeled Locust visits Saigon, AKA Ho Chi Min City!'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9554206&amp;postID=113207454637244551' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/113207454637244551'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/113207454637244551'/><author><name>Pete</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9554206.post-112942900967860552</id><published>2005-10-15T21:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-10-15T21:16:49.686-05:00</updated><title type='text'>SMASH! part deux pix</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://wheeledlocust.com/smash-deux/"&gt;http://wheeledlocust.com/smash-deux/&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheeledlocust.com/2005/10/smash-part-deux-pix.html' title='SMASH! part deux pix'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9554206&amp;postID=112942900967860552' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112942900967860552'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112942900967860552'/><author><name>Pete</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9554206.post-112823096321054324</id><published>2005-10-02T00:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-10-02T00:29:23.216-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Smash!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/uploaded_images/IMG_1309-767526.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/uploaded_images/IMG_1309-764150.JPG" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks to Bruce and Julie for throwing an, uhh, unique yard party, appropriately named "Smash!" Check out the pics to see some of what when on... just click the camera below.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/smash"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/images/misc/camera.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheeledlocust.com/2005/10/smash.html' title='Smash!'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9554206&amp;postID=112823096321054324' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112823096321054324'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112823096321054324'/><author><name>Pete</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9554206.post-112589641495646340</id><published>2005-09-04T23:47:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-09-05T00:04:52.756-05:00</updated><title type='text'>feel safer now?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/uploaded_images/fucktard-755438.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/uploaded_images/fucktard-752958.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;check it out:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://stevegilliard.blogspot.com/2005/09/we-told-you-so.html"&gt;http://stevegilliard.blogspot.com/2005/09/we-told-you-so.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;word.</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheeledlocust.com/2005/09/feel-safer-now.html' title='feel safer now?'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9554206&amp;postID=112589641495646340' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112589641495646340'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112589641495646340'/><author><name>Brian</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9554206.post-112534580587872154</id><published>2005-08-29T14:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-08-29T15:03:25.886-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Mass quantities of  beer + bikes = Pub-n-Ped</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/082605pubnpeb"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/uploaded_images/santa-724698.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/uploaded_images/santa-722888.JPG" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, another week has passed and so have countless beers and miles. &lt;a href="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/082605pubnpeb"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to view pics from last Friday's ride around Boston and Cambridge.</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheeledlocust.com/2005/08/mass-quantities-of-beer-bikes-pub-n.html' title='Mass quantities of  beer + bikes = Pub-n-Ped'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9554206&amp;postID=112534580587872154' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112534580587872154'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112534580587872154'/><author><name>Pete</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9554206.post-112479854293180449</id><published>2005-08-23T06:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-08-23T07:03:23.060-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Tall bikes...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/uploaded_images/tall bikes-782592.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/uploaded_images/tall bikes-779994.JPG" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sighted in Cambridge on Prospect St. by Pickett.</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheeledlocust.com/2005/08/tall-bikes.html' title='Tall bikes...'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9554206&amp;postID=112479854293180449' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112479854293180449'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112479854293180449'/><author><name>Pete</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9554206.post-112292441587133987</id><published>2005-08-01T14:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-08-01T14:41:30.860-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A bloody day at 'Nam</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/nam073005"&gt; &lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/uploaded_images/2005 wheeled locust group shot-797014.JPG" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That about sums up Saturday's ride. Oh yeah, add numerous breakdowns, flat tires and bruises. On an up note, &lt;a href="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/nam073005/imagepages/image9.html"&gt;Steve-O&lt;/a&gt; joined us on his 29" SS Surly Karate Monkey and totally kicked ass! Nice going, dude.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/nam073005"&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; for bloody pix.</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheeledlocust.com/2005/08/bloody-day-at-nam.html' title='A bloody day at &apos;Nam'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9554206&amp;postID=112292441587133987' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112292441587133987'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112292441587133987'/><author><name>Pete</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9554206.post-112292499907113860</id><published>2005-07-31T13:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-08-01T14:43:18.300-05:00</updated><title type='text'>New group photo:</title><content type='html'>... and the entire team is present this time. Just click the "Team" link above or &lt;a href="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/team"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheeledlocust.com/2005/07/new-group-photo.html' title='New group photo:'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9554206&amp;postID=112292499907113860' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112292499907113860'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112292499907113860'/><author><name>Pete</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9554206.post-112268459610761300</id><published>2005-07-29T19:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-07-29T19:49:56.113-05:00</updated><title type='text'>GILF</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/uploaded_images/gilf.artwork.2.product_artwork-790658.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/uploaded_images/gilf.artwork.2.product_artwork-788022.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The new MILF.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bustedtees.com/shirts/gilf"&gt;http://www.bustedtees.com/shirts/gilf&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheeledlocust.com/2005/07/gilf.html' title='GILF'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9554206&amp;postID=112268459610761300' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112268459610761300'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112268459610761300'/><author><name>Pete</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9554206.post-112206240974423390</id><published>2005-07-22T14:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-07-22T15:00:09.773-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Site Update....</title><content type='html'>Easy way to upload pictures (see 'Links' to the right.) Email me if you need the login info. -P</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheeledlocust.com/2005/07/site-update.html' title='Site Update....'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9554206&amp;postID=112206240974423390' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112206240974423390'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112206240974423390'/><author><name>Pete</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9554206.post-112126517736844456</id><published>2005-07-13T09:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-07-13T09:32:57.373-05:00</updated><title type='text'>BRAIN'S HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/uploaded_images/brianweb-705998.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/uploaded_images/brianweb-703093.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WELCOME BACK FUCK NUT!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheeledlocust.com/2005/07/brains-home.html' title='BRAIN&apos;S HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9554206&amp;postID=112126517736844456' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112126517736844456'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112126517736844456'/><author><name>Bruce_of_Bruce</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9554206.post-112076346665673353</id><published>2005-07-07T13:59:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-07-07T14:16:55.743-05:00</updated><title type='text'>New Locust mascot??</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/uploaded_images/IMG_2193-772514.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/uploaded_images/IMG_2193-770255.JPG" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We just got him. His name is Ash but we can call him "King of the mother f'in Locusts" or something like that.</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheeledlocust.com/2005/07/new-locust-mascot.html' title='New Locust mascot??'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9554206&amp;postID=112076346665673353' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112076346665673353'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112076346665673353'/><author><name>Pete</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9554206.post-112045227107109057</id><published>2005-07-03T23:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-07-07T14:13:52.166-05:00</updated><title type='text'>For the anti-wheeled locusts perps out there...</title><content type='html'>Machine gun mounted bikes!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/uploaded_images/1896_army_bike-769051.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:bottom; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/uploaded_images/1896_army_bike-767201.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More models &lt;a href="http://www.benvanhelden.nl/Condorclub/Fiets/U%20S%20A/Army%20Bikes%20USA.html"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;!</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheeledlocust.com/2005/07/for-anti-wheeled-locusts-perps-out.html' title='For the anti-wheeled locusts perps out there...'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9554206&amp;postID=112045227107109057' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112045227107109057'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112045227107109057'/><author><name>Pete</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9554206.post-112022091093454447</id><published>2005-07-01T07:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-07-01T07:28:30.950-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hollow Threats</title><content type='html'>This is part of whats wrong with America!&lt;br /&gt;Empty promises!&lt;br /&gt;Hollow Threats!&lt;br /&gt;LIES LIES LIES!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.savetoby.com/"&gt;http://www.savetoby.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Toby was supposed to die yesterday.&lt;br /&gt;But this gutless turd didn't do it.&lt;br /&gt;WTF!&lt;br /&gt;"I'll extend the 'dead'line in hopes of getting more $$$$$ from the saps!"&lt;br /&gt;The original Idea was pure genius, but if you lack the stones, the purpose of your convictions, don't Front.&lt;br /&gt;Don't get me wrong I'm not endorseing animal crulity.&lt;br /&gt;Hell I like animals more then people,I'd rather see the creator of savetoby.com dead then Toby.&lt;br /&gt;But alas Toby was going to assume his rightful place on the food chain&lt;br /&gt; ie.FOOD!&lt;br /&gt;Have you ever hung out with a rabbit?&lt;br /&gt;Skittish little fucks they are.&lt;br /&gt;Know why?&lt;br /&gt;They are food! And they know it.&lt;br /&gt;Why do you think they have so many wee ones when they breed?&lt;br /&gt;any way I hope Toby bites that guttless muther fucker in his shrivled up money grubbing nutz.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh and hey Le Tour starts tomarrow&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.letour.com/2005/TDF/LIVE/us/100/r2_etapes_liste.html"&gt;http://www.letour.com/2005/TDF/LIVE/us/100/r2_etapes_liste.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Les bon temps roule mon amies!&lt;br /&gt;Fuck Lance, fuck him in his stupid ass.&lt;br /&gt;Bring number se7en home baby.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;happy 4th everyone, blow some shit up in the name of the USA!&lt;br /&gt;and as a parting note.....&lt;br /&gt;oh my yes indeedy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://suicidegirls.com/"&gt;http://suicidegirls.com/&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheeledlocust.com/2005/07/hollow-threats.html' title='Hollow Threats'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9554206&amp;postID=112022091093454447' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112022091093454447'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112022091093454447'/><author><name>Bruce_of_Bruce</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9554206.post-112014103443323589</id><published>2005-06-30T09:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-06-30T09:17:14.453-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Defineing PORN</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:180%;color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;OH CRAP!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;Well it seems we are getting ever closer to the edge.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.eff.org/deeplinks/archives/003741.php"&gt;http://www.eff.org/deeplinks/archives/003741.php&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;and that aint right!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I mean for fuck's sake what's wrong with PORN!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I love porn!to much probably, but that's my right as an american.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Soon there will be a law against thinking about sex.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;and that's going to make a lot of  people very angry .&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;but I guess that's what "THEY" want.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Fucker's I'm going to go spin......&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;and Break the law.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;get off while you can!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bignaturals.com/gallys/?id=dc"&gt;http://www.bignaturals.com/gallys/?id=dc&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cumfiesta.com/gallys/?id=dc"&gt;http://www.cumfiesta.com/gallys/?id=dc&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.milfhunter.com/main.htm?id=dc&amp;p=clean"&gt;http://www.milfhunter.com/main.htm?id=dc&amp;amp;p=clean&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;fix the world muther fuckers!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.punkvoter.com"&gt;http://www.punkvoter.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheeledlocust.com/2005/06/defineing-porn.html' title='Defineing PORN'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9554206&amp;postID=112014103443323589' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112014103443323589'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112014103443323589'/><author><name>Bruce_of_Bruce</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9554206.post-112004561532479652</id><published>2005-06-29T06:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-06-29T06:46:55.330-05:00</updated><title type='text'>take it MR Justice!</title><content type='html'>dig this.......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.freenation.tv/hotellostliberty2.html"&gt;http://www.freenation.tv/hotellostliberty2.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;when it's built I'm going to stay there and fuck on every square foot of the room.</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheeledlocust.com/2005/06/take-it-mr-justice.html' title='take it MR Justice!'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9554206&amp;postID=112004561532479652' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112004561532479652'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/112004561532479652'/><author><name>Bruce_of_Bruce</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9554206.post-111945065696622675</id><published>2005-06-22T08:47:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-06-30T15:37:00.003-05:00</updated><title type='text'>good idea</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;so Brian on sunday,&lt;br /&gt;before the dog shit&lt;/strong&gt; ...........&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/fuckndogshit.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;various mechanical failures&lt;/strong&gt; ................&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/fucknbrokenteeth.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;"&gt;mmmmm lack of teeth.... makes shifting easier!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;map reading...................&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/wherethefuck.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;where the fuck?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;had this brillant Idea!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;but after a closer inspection of the internet,I found this..........&lt;a href="http://www.bignaturals.com/main.htm?id=dc&amp;p=clean"&gt;http://www.bignaturals.com/main.htm?id=dc&amp;amp;p=clean&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I also found someone else already thinks like him.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wtfsticker.com/"&gt;http://www.wtfsticker.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;that's kinda scary huh?&lt;br /&gt;oh well back to bending over and taking it from the right wing loons.......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/tooling%20for%20anus.jpg" width="332" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;fuck it!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/fucknBruce.jpg"/&gt;</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheeledlocust.com/2005/06/good-idea.html' title='good idea'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9554206&amp;postID=111945065696622675' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/111945065696622675'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/111945065696622675'/><author><name>Bruce_of_Bruce</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9554206.post-111902810955280019</id><published>2005-06-17T12:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-06-17T13:09:40.613-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hey Mr.Taliban.</title><content type='html'>Yo, so I  Love my country.&lt;br /&gt;I do I really do.&lt;br /&gt;my family has a long line of military service.&lt;br /&gt;Hell I even pay my taxes.&lt;br /&gt;but this shit is getting out of hand.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.reandev.com/taliban/"&gt;http://www.reandev.com/taliban/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;we seriously need to do something about this.&lt;br /&gt;muther fuckers!</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheeledlocust.com/2005/06/hey-mrtaliban.html' title='Hey Mr.Taliban.'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9554206&amp;postID=111902810955280019' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/111902810955280019'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/111902810955280019'/><author><name>Bruce_of_Bruce</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9554206.post-111895363929035796</id><published>2005-06-16T14:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-06-16T15:27:19.293-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Update:</title><content type='html'>Yo! A lot of updates to the site have been made including the pix section. Email me if you have some more cool images.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://wheeledlocust.com/pix/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://wheeledlocust.com/pix/pix_banner.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheeledlocust.com/2005/06/update.html' title='Update:'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9554206&amp;postID=111895363929035796' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/111895363929035796'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/111895363929035796'/><author><name>Pete</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9554206.post-111868734481317384</id><published>2005-06-13T12:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-06-13T21:33:24.843-05:00</updated><title type='text'>HEADLINE: Wheeled Locust's Defile the Middlesex Fells!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://wheeledlocust.com/fells061205"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/images/misc/owww.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Click below for images and videos!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/fells061205"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/images/misc/camera.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Pics&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/fells061205/more_speed!.rm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/images/misc/moviecamera.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; More Speed!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/fells061205/attemptNum2.rm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/images/misc/moviecamera.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Attempt #2&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/fells061205/bri_jumps.rm"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.wheeledlocust.com/images/misc/moviecamera.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Jump</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.wheeledlocust.com/2005/06/headline-wheeled-locusts-defile.html' title='HEADLINE: Wheeled Locust&apos;s Defile the Middlesex Fells!'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9554206&amp;postID=111868734481317384' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/111868734481317384'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9554206/posts/default/111868734481317384'/><author><name>Pete</name></author></entry></feed>