east coast baby! mmmmm CHOPPERS!

OK well on christmas my nephew said he really liked his friends bike.
and he needs a new bike. he kinda wrecked his jumping it. that might be kinda my fault.
any hoo. his friends bike is a CHOPPER! It's store bought though. so I was thinking i'd build him one for his birthday. you can spend waaaaaaaaayyyyy to much money on bikes as we all know. but com on the little guy needs the badest chopper in western Mass! here are some ideas, these guy's know how to do it!
http://www.northwest-chopper-bicycle.com/choppergallery.html

hmmmmmmm this is gonna be good.
hey a post with no swears!
cock.

some cool links i found cause i'm spinning my wheeles at work

well it's a slow week.
I have to be here, and it's good that it's slow cause I got some catching up to do.
most of that entails running lengthy actions in photoshop.
so I got some down time.
so I surf.
and I found this!
http://www.exoticguitars.com/skeletar.html

fuck'n ROCK!!!!!!
guess it's ok to swear here, nobodies stopping me!!!!!!!!
probably cause nobodies reading it!
hey fuck ass get me a beer

Sean on MY ROCK!!!!!!!!!

THATS RIGHT .
THIS IS MY ROCK.
it's in vietnam , which is a fav riding spot here in eastern Mass.
and it's my rock for sevral reasons.
1. I paid something like $300 to help buy Vietnam, so we can still ride there.
2. I busted my fucking head on this rock. well not this rock but a smaller one right after this one. just ask Da Boyz. they all saw it.
3.It's my rock cause I said so and if'n you want we can have a drinking contest to prove it.
still don't know if i can swear here,
FUCK,ASS.
HERE'S DA PIC.

I'M SUPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well here's an artical about me and my bikes.
they got some shit wrong and some shit right.
can I swear here?
FUCK.......

Bruce and Matt get some world series love!

so I had to spend last thursday taking 1446 pix of people with the Red Sox World Series Trophy. hey it's a job. any way I ran into Pickett and had him come in and get his mug and mine shot with the thing. you might wonder why this is such a big thing.
well were from Boston. and hadn't won a series in 86 years. so thats kinda big.
any way here da pic.
b

Lord Bruce the Malodorous

> Insert anti-Bush joke here <

Yo, I just heard Sean is getting new knee parts from the evil scientists at Genzyme Corporation ... Get well soon buddy!

Whoa! Check out this article. Fun Fact: It turns out a locust is a giant mutated grasshopper!

B. You looled like a warped Penguin in that Palm shot... very cool.

Yo Pete (Parker), Check it out. I don't need no stinkin' fancy camera to make art ... this photo was taken with a Palm ! ... (That's the girlfriend's cat taking a swipe at my eyes) Bad kitty.

Saying good bye...

Well, the prodigal bike has returned (after being stolen) but the time has come for me to sell it. Six bikes (with two of them being fixed-gear) is getting a little out of hand. I've posted it on craigslist and here are the farewell photos.

... Separated at birth ...
Ukrainian presidential candidate Viktor Yushchenko < - > A Suliban from Star Trek

A site is born!

Welcome to the new online home of the Wheeled Locusts! Feel free to post stuff like: cool pictures, links to online games that will consume hours of "work" time, bike stuff, beer reviews or just rant about that asshole that cut you off this morning! Anyway, this site was made for no real reason so enjoy! -Pete

Cool pic of the day... Brian does a "Superman" on his single speed cruiser. Animated bike clip courtesy of Ravi Jain!